Saturday, September 12, 2009

I am a genius

I just had an epiphany as I was getting in the shower, and I just had to share. I have just come up with the solution to the whole teenage pregnancy issue.

Teenages are hammered with lectures on abstinence and STDs and pregnancy... And obviously it's not working.

My idea... Someone needs to make teenage girls stand naked in a 360 degree "mirror" that simulates what they'll look like post-pregnancy, 30 lbs heavier with stretch marks, cellulite, and saggy boobs. If that doesn't scare their panties back on nothing will!!!

6 comments:

Laura (speaking for everyone!) said...

AMEN!!!Wonderful idea! I think it might just work!

ski said...

I say put them in a NICU with one of those WWB's and then send them home with ALL the monitors and 15 different meds, special calculations for formula, medical supply ordering instructions, a crappy insurance company, twin kindergarteners, a new puppy who likes to chew on her clothes, no spouse or mother to do it for her....crap just reading that scares me into abstinance and there is NO WAY we are having more kids!!

ski said...

oh and my more realistic wish....that they would find a way to remove my little girls uterus and freeze it, like they do with embreyos, and give it back to her when she is 35 and a fully functioning responsable adult!

Stacy said...

A preview of the hot mess our bodies are after a baby would be a great way to prevent teen pregnancy, however, had I a view of this body I may not have had a baby at 27 either! :)

Anonymous said...

I think that is a great idea! You are a genius. Christin

Jennifer said...

YOU ARE AWESOME!! LOL
We have a sign here in NC that says 'abstinence works' while being superimposed on the silhouette of a very pregnant,naked girl. WTH? It is so oxymoronic it's stupid.